Emu's Pink Windmill Show
EMU'S PINK WINDMILL SHOW
Made by: ?
Shown on: ITV
Years shown: mid 80s
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Anyway, I have no idea why it was set in a windmill (except that windmills have been put out of action in the same way Rod Hull should have been years before), and can’t honestly say why it was pink…although I have a few ideas. The mill was populated by a dozen or so stage-school brats (including young madam Naomi Campbell at one stage), who would leap, bound, trill and generally ham it up whenever they got a whiff of the camera’s presence. When somebody arrived at the windmill, they would all spring into formation and chime, “There’s somebody at the door! There’s somebody at the door!” Yes, it’s the CID. We’d like to know why this old man is keeping a bunch of pre-adolescents in a windmill with nothing for company but a tatty flightless bird puppet. Oh, and a witch. Who could forget Grotbags (Claire Davenport), dressed in black bin-liners and with garish green face make-up? For some reason, she was always trying to kidnap Emu, for which there can be no excuse unless, like us, she was desperate for the show to be cancelled. She often enlisted the help of her pet Croc - but then, the whole show was a crock, really.
(Thanks to www.tvcream.org for the borrowed pic)
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